r/interestingasfuck 2d ago

Women stand still to escape from a bear

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

29.9k Upvotes

4.1k comments sorted by

9.0k

u/RicePuddingRecipes 2d ago

She took this selfie.

4.9k

u/therealmrsfahrenheit 2d ago

honestly at that point why tf not

1.6k

u/Feine13 2d ago

Lol right? You're 100% not in control of whatever happens next, so get one if you can.

477

u/macnchz69_247 2d ago

This must have been the rationale of that dude who got a selfie with the guy holding his airplane hostage

384

u/AgileInitial5987 2d ago

Nah that was so he could get a closer look at the bomb vest. From the image taken it was determined the vest was a fake bomb and action was taken accordingly. It’s a cool story.

152

u/Difficult-Carpet-324 1d ago

I think the selfie guy’s own words were more like “yeah I wanted to see it was a dead man’s trigger but also this is a once in a lifetime opportunity.” And I doubt he had the skills to identify if a bomb is real or not…otherwise he could have overpowered him right then and there.

→ More replies (4)
→ More replies (3)
→ More replies (15)

87

u/techfiend5 2d ago

For real. You’ve got nothing to lose.

It’s like that guy who took the picture with the highjacker.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (28)

911

u/Doobieswim12349 2d ago

So we all agree this is the ONE AND ONLY time it's okay to take a selfie with a bear?

200

u/krinklebear 2d ago

Well, the opportunity presents itself so take your best shot

→ More replies (3)
→ More replies (14)

533

u/Ok_Professional_3272 2d ago

Great tinder pic

414

u/Reasonable-Score5488 2d ago

god I hate when girls use group photos for their dating profiles. which one am i even talking to!?

209

u/Initial_Ebb_6386 2d ago

The bear lol

190

u/DakkaonTitan 2d ago

I thought bears used Grindr

13

u/camptastic_plastic 1d ago

I’m not gonna say how I know, but there’s a separate app just for Bears called Growlr. I’m not making that up.

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (4)
→ More replies (9)
→ More replies (9)

237

u/GiantKrakenTentacle 2d ago

"Here's proof I will choose the bear, this is you warning"

→ More replies (5)

22

u/B-Train_ATL 2d ago

Selfie with a bear works better on Grindr.

→ More replies (3)
→ More replies (14)

76

u/Bother-Logical 2d ago

I already thought she was a bad ass for being able to stand so still and not flinch. Now she is a legend.

10

u/momoriley 2d ago

Where was this?

18

u/Late_Tree_8850 2d ago

In Monterrey, Mexico. In a park called Chipinque, is actually quite common seeing bears there.  

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (63)

6.7k

u/e-gereth 2d ago

She is never going to use that honey almond scented shampoo ever again.

1.3k

u/couldhvdancedallnite 2d ago

I was thinking she must smell amazing.

→ More replies (10)

226

u/beneye 2d ago

How is she not shitting in her pants?

276

u/MotherSnow6798 2d ago

We don’t know she didn’t

→ More replies (2)

105

u/I_am_The_Teapot 2d ago

Maybe she did. Maybe that's why Yogi lost interest. Didn't smell like a picnic basket anymore.

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (15)
→ More replies (17)

1.6k

u/LforLiktor 2d ago

Question to the bear experienced redditors: What is the best behaviour in this situation? Shout, wave arms, yell, make noise? Or stand still? I know if it's black, fight back, but here?

2.4k

u/Mirror_Jack 2d ago

Playing dead or holding still isnt the right answer at all for black bears.

Black bears eat dead things so you need to be aggressive and make yourself look big. Fight back.

Grizzles/Brown bears will fight you till your dead so those are the ones you play dead for.

528

u/IamJacksDarkUrge 2d ago

Honestly, either of them screaming loudly would have scared the fuck out of that bear and it (most likely) would have run away like a lil bitty bear bitch

163

u/One_Spoopy_Potato 2d ago

Even just raising their arms, its probably on a common trail so they aren't too scared of humans, but any change in size would probably make them leave.

48

u/No_Employ__ 2d ago

Lmao I always think of if I tried to pet, say, a cat I wouldn’t be scared. But if the cat walked on two legs when I tried to pet it I would probably freak the fuck out

→ More replies (5)
→ More replies (3)

153

u/Invdr_skoodge 2d ago

This right here. Black bears are generally cowards. They will straight up abandon their cubs to get up a tree and away from whatever, trusting their cubs will also go up a tree on their own

294

u/Delacruzen 2d ago

Come say that to my face

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (1)

36

u/WhateverIsFrei 2d ago

Before it approached THAT close, sure, but spooking it while it's next to you might not be the best move.

24

u/whistlerite 2d ago

You need to scare it before it’s beside it.

16

u/Perrenekton 2d ago

But once it is so close wouldn't there be a risk of him doing a little swipe from fear ?

→ More replies (7)

525

u/twirlerina024 2d ago

They must have confused it for a T. rex. Common mistake.

https://giphy.com/gifs/HwqxygHo1kpmo

71

u/halorbyone 2d ago

Where do I get more of this in my life?

72

u/Cockblocktimus_Pryme 2d ago

Gen z Dr Malcolm has no chest hair.

→ More replies (3)
→ More replies (9)
→ More replies (4)

64

u/EmptyHandle6593 2d ago

Assume the fetal position...

ABORT THE FETAL POSITION!

→ More replies (6)
→ More replies (105)

1.4k

u/Poonchild 2d ago

Black bear: scream and shout
Brown bear: play dead
Polar bear: you’re already dead

1.2k

u/Marble_Turret 2d ago

I heard it as

Black fight back

Brown lay down

White goodnight

964

u/sock_full_of_mustard 2d ago

As for the white:

Should you find yourself in the town of Churchill Manitoba, Polarbears cross through its neighborhoods along their migratory path twice each year. It’s not uncommon at any time of year to run into one when out for a stroll or running errands.

Because of this, the community here has an unwritten rule whereby nobody locks any vehicle at any time, even if unattended overnight.

So when in Churchill Manitoba or surrounding area, should you encounter a White Bear, find the closest vehicle and shelter inside of it.

360

u/ChairRip7 2d ago

I also believe there are no roads out of Churchill so if someone stole a car they have nowhere to go

232

u/peeinian 2d ago

Correct. Only way in or out is by train, plane or boat.

295

u/latexfistmassacre 2d ago

Or bear gut

100

u/Omega_art 2d ago

Thats the fastest way.

44

u/Brerbtz 2d ago

It is a shitty route, though.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (5)

79

u/ipickscabs 2d ago

Or by taming a polar bear and riding it to freedom

→ More replies (5)
→ More replies (14)

55

u/Celebrimbor96 2d ago

Thanks for my interesting fact of the day. I had to go to Google Maps to verify but you’re right. Every road I found that looks like it goes out of town ends up at some location nearby and no further

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (6)

71

u/Western_Name2388 2d ago

Yep. There are Youtube videos on this. The good news is.. most of us will never find ourselves in Churchill Manitoba.

44

u/StanknBeans 2d ago

And if you do, you've got bigger problems than polar bears. Like how the hell did you get there and what's your escape plan?

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (3)
→ More replies (43)

87

u/Sarenesh 2d ago

Gummy get in my tummy

→ More replies (4)
→ More replies (24)

80

u/Ceofy 2d ago

PSA: All three bears can be all three different colors. Know what bears are likely to be in your area

13

u/Bwint 2d ago

Found this out when I told my friend I saw a brown bear on my way to work. He was extremely skeptical, and I couldn't understand why - bears are common in our area.

Turns out "brown bear" is another name for "grizzly bear," and black bears can be brown.

→ More replies (13)

112

u/Glitch29 2d ago

Hopefully if you're encountering a polar bear you're also either near a snowmobile or a fortified shelter. Running to safety is an option.

155

u/3BlindMice1 2d ago

Running from a polar bear is only recommended because they're more likely to kill you instantly that way instead of eating you alive like they would if you'd played dead

→ More replies (7)

36

u/Ryguy_Games 2d ago

obviously dont test this hypothesis but i heard that a good strategy from running from a polar bear is throwing objects to the side as apparently they have short attention spans

77

u/lordkoba 2d ago

I’d be dropping turds. would that work?

→ More replies (2)

10

u/Marble_Turret 2d ago

Unless you're throwing seals

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)

79

u/NoAssumption3912 2d ago

Or have a delicious Coke to offer

22

u/Top-Strawberry4466 2d ago

I think they like Pepsi now

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (2)

19

u/Maiyku 2d ago

They can still run like 25mph though, so you gotta get on that snowmobile and get the fuck going.

Granted that only takes a few seconds on most snowmobiles, but it only takes a few seconds for a bear to chomp down on you so… you’re still testing the limits in a lot of ways.

→ More replies (8)

89

u/SlutPuppyNumber9 2d ago

Scream and shout would be before the bear is literally face-to-face with you—at that range any sudden movement/noise would likely have triggered a negative reaction from the bear.

12

u/whistlerite 2d ago

Yes exactly, do not let a bear get this close to you. Ever.

→ More replies (2)

12

u/concreteboner 2d ago

Japanese polar bear: Omae wa mou shindeiru

31

u/HankyPanky80 2d ago

Different populations of bears have different behaviors. Black bears in Japan act very different from black bears in US and Canada.

36

u/TheBigHornedGoat 2d ago

The saying refers to American black bears, not Asian black bears; they are two distinct species.

→ More replies (3)
→ More replies (11)
→ More replies (50)

206

u/MapleSyrupisok 2d ago

In this situation anything sudden movement or shouts could trigger an aggressive response from the bear. But making yourself look big and talking somewhat loud and stern is still on the table, if they did that the bear probably would have backed off. I'm not really a bear expert but I have had my fair share of black bear encounters on trails.

149

u/wildlifewyatt 2d ago

Yeah letting it get that close in the first place is a mistake, usually they are very skittish and will run upon seeing a human noise or not. This is obviously a bear that has seen a lot of people though, so it would need some more encouragement to leave... But yeah, as you pointed out, once it is on top of you, freezing up might not be a bad idea, then, when you have a few feet of distance, try to scare it. I wouldn't want to get a paw to the face because I spooked it as it was feeling me up.

42

u/XchrisZ 2d ago

Most of the time they're skiddish of people but that's a tagged bear look at the ear. It's probably been moved from a different area where it was a nuisance so this one's not as scared of people as most. Best bet if yelling at it doesn't work as it's walking up is to leave a piece of clothing or backpack on the ground and back away slowly it will probably be interested in what you left while you leave.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (5)

182

u/Jin-Gitaxias-Mom 2d ago

Regular mountain hiker.

Black Bears - Make your presence known before they get near you, they’re generally big babies who will run away. Mamas are aggressive if you get between them and their children. Making yourself big and loud like you’re ready to fight back is generally the best advice. Keep them at a distance if at all possible.

Brown /Grizzlies - Lay down and play dead. You’re honestly probably already dead anyway if they’re in the mood and know you’re there. Much more aggressive than black bears, and you won’t scare them off with a display of dominance, might even encourage them for a fight. Try not to get noticed.

Polar Bears - You’re soo dead. Apex arctic predator in the most hostile environment to humans on Earth. No chance.

Remember the rules:

  1. If it’s black, fight back
  2. If it’s brown, lay down
  3. If it’s white, say good night
  4. If it’s gummy, goes in tummy

160

u/iceworm2 2d ago

This is incorrect for grizzlies in the US. You do NOT lie down, if a grizzly is aggressive you slowly back away, stay silent, dont make eyecontact and get your bearspray. If the grizzly is not aggressive, you look big, scream/shout, and do NOT back down. -former NPS worker who has been trained in bear safety.

60

u/SecureNarwhal 2d ago

this is the first comment I've found mentioning bear mace

I've worked in bear country (grizzly and black) and I don't think anyone I've worked with ever said play dead. Just looks to be an easy way to end up dead cause you can't really fight back if it turns out to be a hungry bear.

Being loud when we were in the bush and keeping bear mace on us at all times was what we did.

26

u/frakentiddy 2d ago

thank you! i see the that damn rhyme like 5 times a year and it drives me nuts how bad advice it is.

→ More replies (15)
→ More replies (13)

8

u/SweetandSourCaroline 2d ago

thanks for the gummy reminder!

→ More replies (13)

59

u/FrankieTheAlchemist 2d ago edited 2d ago

I’m not trained in any sort of official way, but I grew up in the back woods of Appalachia and my mom used to scare off the black bears that would steal from our cherry trees by running out on the porch and banging pots and pans together.  Black bears are much more skittish than brown bears.  If I was in a similar situation as these ladies and I had something that made loud noises, I would probably try that.

My friend’s dad once shot one that was in his back yard with a .30-06 and that seemed to work pretty well too 🤣

→ More replies (9)

26

u/heliocentric19 2d ago

Honestly staying still was probably a better call. Black bears are skittish and you should be able to scare them away before they get this close fairly easily (excluding a momma bear and cubs), but you don't want to make them scared and defensive when you are in swiping range of the claws.

120

u/Ursus_the_Grim 2d ago

I don't understand how or why they let the bear get that close. You have at least four people on an open trail. Someone would have seen the thing. With black bears you shout and wave and it will run away, especially with that many people. I've never seen that fail unless there was a cub around, and this one isn't acting like there was a cub.

Tl;dr Make noise and make your presence known and it will run off long before you get that close. This screams 'lets be quiet and see how close it gets for the insta.'

Source: Lot of time in the Appalachian mountains. Dozens of black bear encounters. They never got that close.

→ More replies (19)

10

u/platypus_boi 2d ago

Ideally you are loud and large before the bear is that close to you. I am assuming they saw the bear and decided to go silent. The bear being curious probably walked over because it recognizes humans.

It looks like the bear has a tag in its left ear.

→ More replies (164)

8.3k

u/BojackWorseman13 2d ago

“Hey lil mama lemme whisper in ya ear”

3.9k

u/Panthean 2d ago

758

u/bwoah07_gp2 2d ago

59

u/skittle-brau 2d ago

This gave me flashbacks to the early internet when everyone was trying to figure out whether the guy behind the dolphinsex site was genuine or a troll. 

22

u/cyanescens_burn 2d ago

I’m old enough to remember that. People talk about the old internet and are talking about FB when you needed a .edu, or MySpace. But dolphinsex.com is like AOL IM (A/S/L haha), or even pre-search engine.

17

u/skittle-brau 2d ago

It’s right up there with tubgirl and goatse. Internet lore of the 90s and early 00s was really quite something. 

→ More replies (3)
→ More replies (4)
→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (12)
→ More replies (16)

773

u/I9w0s 2d ago

It's insane though. I could've fainted or simply ran away.

https://giphy.com/gifs/1luWSI8rE6Ipb377z8

347

u/Separate-Exchange375 2d ago

The issue is.. you can't run away

281

u/Tech-Tom 2d ago

If you run, it triggers their prey instinct and they chase you down and attack. They say even if you're charged by a grizzly bear, your best option is to stand your ground.

181

u/Any_Performance_5046 2d ago

If it’s brown lay down, that’s if it’s decided to attack. Don’t run from a grizzly and don’t fight a grizzly because you’re gonna lose.

178

u/MediocreAnalyst2121 2d ago

So in general, no grizzly?

274

u/Beaglescout15 2d ago

If you're up close and personal with a grizzly or polar bear, the best thing to do is to get right with God because you're about to meet him.

446

u/I-live-in-room-101 2d ago

If it's black, fight back

If it's brown, lay down

If it's white, goodnight

142

u/Many-Performance9652 2d ago

What if it's black and white?

580

u/RollingKaiserRoll 2d ago edited 2d ago

Then you kung-fu fight!

→ More replies (0)

216

u/I-live-in-room-101 2d ago

Then it’s chill and alright

→ More replies (0)

188

u/Kirikouille1 2d ago

It's doesn't matter if it's black or white.

Hee hee

→ More replies (0)
→ More replies (23)
→ More replies (20)
→ More replies (20)

73

u/Any_Performance_5046 2d ago

Some black bears are more on the brown side so you’ll need to know what you’re up against. Black bears have longer snouts and brown bears have shorter muzzles, larger bodies and a shoulder hump.

125

u/pchs26 2d ago

I mean if I am that close to a bear to assess the size of its snout I have a feeling it won't make much of a difference to me if he is a black or brown bear.

41

u/rivalpinkbunny 2d ago

You’ll care because the grizzly is about twice the size.

35

u/Historical-Dog-1830 2d ago

Juvenile black/brown bears look kind of cute and sweet. They aren't but they look that way. Juvy grizzlies don't look cute. They look dangerous. They are.

→ More replies (0)

14

u/pchs26 2d ago

I mean I don't' think I'm winning a fight with any of the 3..

→ More replies (0)
→ More replies (3)
→ More replies (12)
→ More replies (31)

19

u/Torgud_ 2d ago edited 2d ago

If you're hiking in an area where their might be grizzly bears you should be in a group of at least 3 (they are much less likely to attack larger groups) and you should have bear spray (pepper spray but much stronger). Slowly back away if you see a bear, and if it approaches you, spray it. Also it's recommended to talk among your group while hiking, so that the bears hear you coming and slink away.

→ More replies (4)
→ More replies (10)
→ More replies (42)

61

u/councilsoda 2d ago

I saw this last week with my cat. This arsehole down the road let his dog out and it just bolted over to my cat barking wildly. The cat didn't move, and didn't really look too bothered. The dog got within 2 foot and just froze barking away and not really sure what to do next. I really feel if my cat had of ran that dog would have got him.

20

u/FundamentalAttribute 2d ago

Happened to me once when delivering. I was half way up the drive way when a dog came around the house and started barking and running at me. I froze for a quarter second mid step and just kept power walking. The dog ran into my leg and just sort of kept barking in lower volume but almost like it didn't know what to do cause I wasn't running. The homeowner came out, apologized and got the dog. The homeowner was also a bit surprised at my lack of reaction and the dogs reaction.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (18)
→ More replies (13)

156

u/Lovemybee 2d ago

You don't need to be faster than the bear. You only need to be faster than one of the other women.

21

u/Arnie_T 2d ago

That’s what the lady in the gray on the right was thinking as she slowly created distance between her and the other women. Lol

→ More replies (1)

72

u/OkPotential1072 2d ago

When you are being chased by a bear, you should reach around behind you, grab a handful and throw it at the bear.

Q: “Grab a handful of what?”

A: “Trust me. It will be there.”

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (9)
→ More replies (45)

75

u/Traditional_Fan_2655 2d ago

The one girl had to be quietly having a heart attack while wondering why won't he leave ME alone?

162

u/-King-K-Rool- 2d ago

It seemed super interested in smelling her hair, id guess she uses one of those shampoos that smell yummy af. Bear didnt care about her, hes just trying to figure out where shes hiding that honey shea butter fruit smoothie or whatever fuckin flavor she buys.

42

u/toybuilder 2d ago

Yeah, it was clearly fascinated by her smell.

→ More replies (5)

60

u/Arryu 2d ago

From there, to here. From here! To there!

All black and brown and covered in hair!

He smelled that girl on the summer air!

The bear! The bear!

The maiden fair!

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (9)
→ More replies (3)
→ More replies (11)

47

u/Ras-haad 2d ago

“You looking mighty fine”

32

u/EclecticallyMe 2d ago

You inspired me to make a short edit, got that song stuck in my head now.

I present, Whisper Bear

→ More replies (7)
→ More replies (80)

3.4k

u/-imaginebaggins- 2d ago

Broke ass bear, leave that lady alone and get a job

288

u/VapeRizzler 2d ago

Real men have shrimp to offer their women.

Mines red.

192

u/Onironius 2d ago

I got Becky some blue.

107

u/VapeRizzler 2d ago

Love the colour and you have developed some nice biofilm. Lovely set up.

Couple of my caridinas next to the giants.

97

u/Niicks 2d ago

The sexual tension in this thread is killing me.

16

u/Cuddly_death 2d ago

I know I'm turned on... I mean LOOK at those shrimp!

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (6)
→ More replies (7)

64

u/Unique_Aspect_9417 2d ago

Ah! Fellow shrimp enthusiast I see

62

u/Cnidarus 2d ago

23

u/LifeIsBetta 2d ago

Had to tripple check i wasnt in one of my normal shrimp subs lol

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (9)

30

u/lilassbitchass 2d ago

Bamboo shrimp in the streets, pistol shrimp in the sheets.

→ More replies (11)

605

u/Swimming_Onion_4835 2d ago

Why is this so accurate 🤣

246

u/Armadillolz 2d ago

Because of the way it is

141

u/ComedianTerrible3274 2d ago

Oh look an Aspen tree. You can tell it's an Aspen because of the way it is

119

u/ComedianTerrible3274 2d ago

Processing img zakk13fwyw6h1...

51

u/stringInterpolation 2d ago

28

u/Swimming_Onion_4835 2d ago

I’m actually sad for myself that I’ve never seen this video until this exact moment. What a gem. 😆

20

u/Salanmander 2d ago

Don't worry, you're just one of today's lucky 10,000!

→ More replies (3)

12

u/Capital_Pea 2d ago

right? how have 19m people seen this and i am not one of them until today?

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (5)
→ More replies (5)
→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (3)

15

u/MoneyTalks45 2d ago

Can’t let her get away. 

→ More replies (4)

20

u/VegetableFunction487 2d ago

This triggered me

31

u/PastaSaladOverdose 2d ago

I do this to my wife anytime she pays. Just for the meme

→ More replies (19)

231

u/DudeByTheTree 2d ago

Bear's got a tagged ear. Either it's known in the area and is being actively monitored, or is a nuisance bear that was relocated... and will fail as a relocation because it's clearly acclimatized to humans.

Either way, I'd totally pet it.

30

u/Traditional-Bike7825 1d ago

Can I pet dat dawg?!

18

u/DepressedDoofus 1d ago

Totally seems like a National Park bear. In touristy places in the US, like Gatlinburg, the bears have absolutely no fear of people because people mean trash, and trash is free food. They’ve even learned to “perform” and “beg” for scraps.

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (5)

700

u/LongjumpingHorse3050 2d ago

37

u/lemelisk42 2d ago

Now I want to watch that movie again, just fir the squirrel

→ More replies (4)

242

u/TwistedAnkle1014 2d ago

Post one video and suddenly everyone is a bear expert

149

u/tofuroll 2d ago

I was a bear expert. For years. I lived among them, understood them, they knew me. They used to call me Bear Guy.

But you fuck just one goat…

22

u/EastLeastCoast 2d ago

And then the bears won’t let you live it down. I know, man, it’s not fair.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (6)
→ More replies (9)

114

u/_CELRE_ 2d ago

That bear is not long for this world. Acting like that rangers are gonna kill it before it reaches adulthood

81

u/Excellent_Condition 2d ago

Yep. This is one of the many reasons why you don't feed bears.

If they start approaching humans, they are going to euthanized so they don't kill someone.

39

u/Flashy-Scientist2782 2d ago

Seriously, poor little guy is waaay too comfortable around humans

→ More replies (3)

986

u/Anothermindlessanon 2d ago edited 2d ago

Basically the same thing! But respect to the girl. I don't know if I could have stayed that still and calm in the same situation!

Edit: for all commenting fight back. Even a 40 lbs dog can fuck you up at that distance and with access to that much bare skin. She did good staying still. We didn't see how it came to this. For the situation shown in the video they all did exactly the right thing.

208

u/Awktung 2d ago

Notice the one other girl kept moving and fidgeting and actually stepping away? Yeah, MOST people couldn't do it! That girl was disciplined. Actually, 2 of 3 held still so that's pretty good.

135

u/Particular_Bet_5466 2d ago

I mean the advice to get rid of black bears is to yell at them. I guess they kept it calm. I simply saw a black bear the other day and I think it was the scariest day of his life how fast he ran away. I didn’t yell I just grabbed my phone to take a video lol. This one is obviously used to humans which I guess can be more dangerous if it’s not afraid.

86

u/WardeN_WtfRylie 2d ago

Getting used to humans is what gets them killed. The reason most places have dont feed the wildlife signs isnt because they shouldnt be eating "human" food its because animals become way more dangerous when they see humans as a source of food.

→ More replies (1)

18

u/leonden 2d ago

I am no bear expert but that sounds as advice you used when the bear is not actively humping you.

8

u/DoingBestWeCan 2d ago

Right?! The time to yell is before it's in swiping distance. If its muzzle is 2 inches from my face, I'm going to chill the fuck out when I'm done hyperventilating.

→ More replies (3)
→ More replies (14)
→ More replies (34)

50

u/Anuki_iwy 2d ago

Edit: for all commenting fight back. Even a 40 lbs dog can fuck you up at that distance and with access to that much bare skin. She did good staying still. We didn't see how it came to this. For the situation shown in the video they all did exactly the right thing.

Even a 3kg (6pounds?) cat can shred you. We have very soft skin and anything with claws and sharp teeth can do a lot of damage. Cat bites for example can go deep enough to sever ligaments. And they get infected badly. Friend of mine was attacked by his own cat when she got unexpectedly spooked and in her panic she clawed his entire arm. He needed urgent emergency care because the arm was bleeding insanely. Also needed many stitches, overnight in hospital, antibiotics and tetanus shot.

Source:

Being mauled by this guy when it's bath time or dewormer pill time

19

u/Anothermindlessanon 2d ago

Yeah...you are correct. My Mains Coon's bites at my forearm were deep and bad enough to give me blood poisoning and a two days hospital stay (I thought I disinfected it pretty well, but the asshole bit me deep enough to actually splitter the bone a little. I had to work for a couple of days after the bite too. So it had time to get into my bloodstream. He is 16 now and an old man, but he was an absolute menace to the society in his younger years)

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (4)

37

u/Go_Gators_4Ever 2d ago

She's trying to discretely get her mace from her hip pack.

→ More replies (1)

19

u/gergsisdrawkcabeman 2d ago

I 100% thought about this meme the entire time I watched that bear throw some Hella game.

→ More replies (29)

28

u/kellyoohh 2d ago

“You got any games on your phone?”

→ More replies (1)

149

u/General-Double-746 2d ago

Best commercial ever for the new Berries and Honey shampoo.

→ More replies (3)

212

u/TheSweeetness 2d ago

It’s black fight back, brown lie down. Don’t get them mixed up though! Oh, and white say good night!

64

u/CurryMustard 2d ago

If its brown put your elbow over your face, other hand between your legs, tuck your chin down and roll up into a ball.

Just remember they go for your face and genitals first, and always protect your neck

→ More replies (5)

20

u/GiantKrakenTentacle 2d ago

We need to stop with this rhyme. It is wrong on so many levels. 

If it's black... if it's brown...

Black bears can be just about any color ranging from black to a brown similar to grizzlies to blonde. You cannot determine the species of a bear based on its color. 

If it's brown, lie down

Also terrible advice. If you are attacked by a grizzly bear, then playing dead (while protecting your neck and vital organs) is the best thing to do. But if you simply encounter a grizzly, then you should never lie down. You slowly and cautiously back away. 

→ More replies (5)
→ More replies (9)

49

u/myintentionisgood 2d ago

Does that bear have an ear tag?

108

u/niagara-nature 2d ago

Looks like it. That probably means he’s already had a negative interaction with people.

In Algonquin Park I believe they’ll tag and relocate bears the first time it happens. The second time the bear gets another tag and relocated further away. Third time it gets euthanized, sadly.

This is a bear that’s been fed and is expecting humans to feed it. And the paw swipes it made are the exact reason why it’s going to get euthanized. Very sad :( a fed bear is a dead bear, as they say.

11

u/Real_Live_Sloth 2d ago

Lmao the bear has a record.

8

u/veggielover24 2d ago

Why would the paw swipes have that effect? Is it seen as the bear investigating/begging or is it because they’re actively trying to harm?

33

u/niagara-nature 2d ago

The bear is probably frustrated it’s not getting food and I’d guess the paw swipes are the bear’s way of trying to get attention or express a bit of annoyance. There’s a video where a guy has a bear in his yard and he makes the bear leave but the bear makes the same kind of swat.

It’s likely someone will get injured and it’s too bad that it will result in this bear getting killed. I hope it gets relocated instead but it’s already got one strike against it, I think.

22

u/Greeneggplusthing2 2d ago

Swiping with a paw is the bear equivalent to a dog using it's mouth/teeth to direct humans. While not necessarily intended to harm it absolutely can cause harm, fear, and escalating behaviors.

Edit, when I say dog and mouth think herding breeds. They direct sheep with mouthing and try with humans until taught otherwise. I do not mean biting for direction.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (3)

183

u/Strange-Movie 2d ago

That’s one of the skinniest bears I’ve ever seen, extra scary because homie may be very hungry

243

u/muskag 2d ago

They're just awkward looking at that age, that bear is between 1-3. Not much mass, and all lanky. They start to fill out when they're around 5. Probably pushes 300lbs in late summer though.

→ More replies (2)

20

u/Jin-Gitaxias-Mom 2d ago

Looks like a young one

→ More replies (15)

60

u/Amvient 2d ago

It's like, should l eat or not.

It's scary, that is for sure.

70

u/F4ulty0n3 2d ago

Black bears (at least Florida Black Bears) usually don't want anything to do with people. They are easily scared off (by making loud noise and making yourself look bigger), and they can smell you before you'd ever know they're there. So they will likely avoid you unless something else is going on (like you left out barbecue food).

Also, they eat about 80% plants, 15% insects, and 5% meat (small animals or scavenging on already dead animals). Obviously, they could still really hurt someone, which is why you should know what to do if you encounter one.

It is also important to know their warning signs of aggression, like them thumping their paws on the ground.

→ More replies (12)
→ More replies (2)

104

u/Irish_Jam_Bag 2d ago

See even the bear knew to walk away when it was being ignored.

Always choose the bear.

12

u/TheWholeOfTheAss 2d ago

Nah, that bear grabbed some ass. That’s over the line. Shame that groping bear!

→ More replies (14)

16

u/hrimfaxi_work 2d ago

Black bear. Would rassle.

14

u/DoctorMelvinMirby 2d ago

Just wanted to see what games she had on her phone

→ More replies (1)