r/interestingasfuck • u/SnackSamurai • 2d ago

Women stand still to escape from a bear

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u/Initial_Ebb_6386 2d ago

The bear lol

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u/DakkaonTitan 2d ago

I thought bears used Grindr

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u/camptastic_plastic 1d ago

I’m not gonna say how I know, but there’s a separate app just for Bears called Growlr. I’m not making that up.

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u/Taric250 1d ago

This is true. I use it. It's not as good as it used to be.

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u/Bergwookie 7h ago

You mean the days before it was sponsored by Wilkinson?

/s

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u/psychotherapist-1979 2d ago

Dead 💀

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u/Under6butover6 1d ago

Shoulda held still

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u/makomark26 1d ago edited 1d ago

You hear about the bear struggling with incest ? laid his Pa on the table

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u/Puzzled-Argument-142 1d ago

No, they use tender.

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u/Professional-Swan-18 2d ago

That explains why it seems like we always end up in discussions about where to get the freshest salmon.

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u/Electrical-Tea6966 2d ago

Proof that women would always choose the bear

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u/Initial_Ebb_6386 2d ago

Damn here we go again. Lol fml

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u/greenizdabest 2d ago

Just the bear necessities the simple bear necessities

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u/sheepyowl 2d ago

Jackpot! I too, would choose the bear, and I have finally found it!

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u/ILoveDemocracy17 2d ago

You know nothing about bears if that is your true sentiment. But by all means please post a cute selfie with a grizzly or polar bear, we would love to see it!

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u/Admirable_Growth_338 1d ago

Just make sure you post it real quick for the posthumous clout.

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 2d ago

I thought it was fairly obvious

To Be Fairrrrr....

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