r/interestingasfuck • u/SnackSamurai • 2d ago

Women stand still to escape from a bear

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u/VapeRizzler 2d ago

Real men have shrimp to offer their women.

Mines red.

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u/Onironius 2d ago

I got Becky some blue.

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u/VapeRizzler 2d ago

Love the colour and you have developed some nice biofilm. Lovely set up.

Couple of my caridinas next to the giants.

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u/Niicks 2d ago

The sexual tension in this thread is killing me.

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u/Cuddly_death 2d ago

I know I'm turned on... I mean LOOK at those shrimp!

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u/OddOllin 2d ago

Prawnography šŸ„µ

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u/ajmartin527 1d ago

This thread is amazing. Didnā€™t know so many people had shramps, and what a hyper-relevant and incredible parody song

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u/dotpan 2d ago

Is that a craw? Iā€™m in a 3gal low effort tank now. I want to run something bigger for diversity.

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u/Cnidarus 2d ago

Is that a vamp and a couple of bamboos? I love the chonks

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u/VapeRizzler 2d ago

2 vamps, one bamboo. I have more, I have 6 vampire shrimps and 11 or 12 bamboo shrimp and like 40 of the little yellow guys.

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u/Cnidarus 2d ago

Oh nice, yeah I couldn't quite tell what which the guy just peeking out is. Oh so you just have whole armies of fan hands the lol

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u/iBeelz 2d ago

Do you have sticks too?

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u/WanderinHobo 2d ago

Shrimp bitches love blue

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u/BelleTheVikingSloth 2d ago

Cmon BeckyĀ  Bitches like blue

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u/tremblingmeatman 2d ago

Becky Lemme smash

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u/Maleficent-Poetry254 2d ago

Wow those are pretty cool looking actually.

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u/Onironius 2d ago

They are very chill little critters.

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u/ThorSon-525 2d ago

Blue and yellow?

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u/Unique_Aspect_9417 2d ago

Ah! Fellow shrimp enthusiast I see

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u/Cnidarus 2d ago

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u/LifeIsBetta 2d ago

Had to tripple check i wasnt in one of my normal shrimp subs lol

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u/ajmartin527 1d ago

> normal shrimp subs

TIL that lots of hilarious people own shrimp and make good memes

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u/dynosaurrr 2d ago

how does everyone suddenly have a shrimp

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u/CoraBittering 2d ago

All the cool people do.

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u/LifeIsBetta 1d ago

Those look like great quality shrimpos there - what a great looking aquarium. Not often I stumble across people into fo76 and shrimp lmao

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u/CoraBittering 1d ago

We're a rare breed! If you're on PS and looking for teammates, hit me up.

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u/Onironius 2d ago

We're usually contained in the shrimp subs, but they let us out every now and then.

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u/Maleficent-Ad9010 2d ago

I love these guys! My ex threw mine out once and I was so hurt I never considered getting another until these pictures

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u/VapeRizzler 2d ago

Donā€™t let that discourage you from starting another tank. Itā€™s so relaxing to just watch your little guys chilling about.

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u/Fit-Nectarine5047 2d ago

This thread šŸ§µ is wild! šŸ˜‚

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u/ajmartin527 1d ago

Did you see the prawnography video? This thread is gold

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u/lilassbitchass 2d ago

Bamboo shrimp in the streets, pistol shrimp in the sheets.

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u/alex3omg 2d ago

Girls do not fall for this.Ā Ā 

Just because he can fry rice doesn't mean he's boyfriend material.Ā  Kick him back in the drink.

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u/benhur500 2d ago

Wtfā€¦ my boyfriend is the first man Iā€™ve ever considered a ā€œreal manā€ā€¦ found his shrimp tank interesting and uniqueā€¦ now I find out this is a theme?! Why didnā€™t anyone tell me this sooner? So many years wasted on shrimpless boys

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u/nicksknock 2d ago

Don't have shrimp but I have five cats and it seems to have worked out! I now want to get shrimp though... Cats would love to have Shrimps to watch.

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u/CanAniCollect 2d ago

I was wondering why that wasn't me when she wants to pay. Then I realized I too have shrimp.

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u/miskdub 2d ago

Thatā€™s a cute little bamboozler

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u/542eb 2d ago

What does this mean?