r/interestingasfuck 2d ago

Women stand still to escape from a bear

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u/TwistedAnkle1014 2d ago

Post one video and suddenly everyone is a bear expert

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u/tofuroll 2d ago

I was a bear expert. For years. I lived among them, understood them, they knew me. They used to call me Bear Guy.

But you fuck just one goat…

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u/EastLeastCoast 2d ago

And then the bears won’t let you live it down. I know, man, it’s not fair.

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u/Salamanber 2d ago

Nobody knows bears better than I do, they ask me sir can you teach me, I tell them only if you vote for me.

They stole the election, and we have a made a deal with Iran, a beautiful deal with Iran. I will make you so rich, nobody knows bussines than I do.

You read that in trump’s voice?

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u/thesandalwoods 2d ago

Is this reference to the movie men who stare at goats 🐐 if it’s genuine then 👏 well done

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3q2XhfQ8oCkm1Ts4

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u/LazyStruggle8282 2d ago

but how many bridges did u build?

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u/Capital_Ad_891 2d ago

Sooo.. How many tofu did you roll?

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 1d ago

ChildPred, is that you?!

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u/Spez_is-a-nazi 2d ago

I’m an expert at making women feel uncomfortable so I’m qualified to comment

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u/left4ched 2d ago

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u/PuzzleheadPi 2d ago

I am a bear. But probably not the right kind

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u/Ta-veren- 2d ago

Please one video on anything or comment on anything and redditors think they know it

The usefulness of the answers range from this can’t be more wrong to actually decent advice

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u/wilso850 2d ago

I consider myself an expert at wrestling bears, but usually the kind that go to nightclubs.

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u/Fuzzybo 2d ago

Cunningham's Law states "the best way to get the right answer on the internet is not to ask a question; it's to post the wrong answer."

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u/HaveYouSeenMySpoon 2d ago

And most of them base their expertise on a rhyme the saw on the internet once.