r/interestingasfuck • u/SnackSamurai • 2d ago

Women stand still to escape from a bear

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u/bwoah07_gp2 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/11VGdsHTrpS7FS

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u/HuskerDont241 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/B8hXD82T7VVfO

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u/TooGayToPayCash 2d ago

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u/Radiomaster138 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/HB4aJElNd7JMas9WSU
Dolphin sex alway hits differently.

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u/JJred96 2d ago

That's what I try to tell my wife but she still won't let me get the surgery

https://giphy.com/gifs/S0MKrNgMgMeEo

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u/memento22mori 2d ago

[Out of context Hank Hill]

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u/The-Board-Chairman 2d ago

Only with female dolphins though. Dolphin penises are prehensile and both very long and very strong and thus liable to cause severe internal injuries.

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u/bwoah07_gp2 2d ago

Luanne sent the tapes 😆

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u/skittle-brau 2d ago

This gave me flashbacks to the early internet when everyone was trying to figure out whether the guy behind the dolphinsex site was genuine or a troll. 

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u/cyanescens_burn 2d ago

I’m old enough to remember that. People talk about the old internet and are talking about FB when you needed a .edu, or MySpace. But dolphinsex.com is like AOL IM (A/S/L haha), or even pre-search engine.

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u/skittle-brau 2d ago

It’s right up there with tubgirl and goatse. Internet lore of the 90s and early 00s was really quite something. 

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u/Prudent_Lawfulness_9 2d ago

Most of you will never know the shock of clicking a link on your buddy’s website in the 90’s and being met with a “counter” of how many spins you sat there for.

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u/Insanity_Crab 1d ago

It was tradition if someone passed out in uni and left their door unlocked, you would go and put it on their monitor for them to wake up too.

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u/peanutspump 2d ago

Goatse still makes me laugh. Every time.

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u/Lou_C_Fer 2d ago

I remember how excited I was to upgrade to 28.8k. Or my $250 us robotics 56k external modem that I bought during a thunderstorm because a lightning strike zapped that old 28.8 while I was playing Ultima Online.

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u/polysaas 1d ago

While I did use AIM for a while (only because I couldn't figure out IRC at the time)... am I not that old? I don't remember dolphin, I do remember goatse and other bad things with lemons, parties, 2 girls, horse guy, bottle guy, etc.

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u/dont-kink-shame-me 1d ago

Please explain what that was. Im old enough that I used a 14.4k modem but this has me baffled.

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u/anonuemus 1d ago

there was always a search engine

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u/pyordie 2d ago

Was that where the dolphin rape caves came from? I still get people with that one lmao.

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u/GenericUser69143 2d ago

Well thanks, I can honestly say I hadnt thought about that in almost 25 years and here we are...

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u/MRV3N 2d ago

WTF IS THAT

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u/Weenyhand 2d ago

“Margaret Howe Lovatt was a researcher in a 1960s dolphin language experiment who lived with a dolphin named Peter. She later admitted to manually relieving his sexual urges because they were disrupting the study. It is widely regarded as one of the strangest scientific experiments ever conducted.”

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u/bwoah07_gp2 2d ago

Was she a university researcher or a government researcher? I think it was one of the two.

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u/Mike_Oxnard 2d ago

How is there a gif of this

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u/the_scruffy1 2d ago

inspired by connan mockasin?

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u/peanutspump 2d ago

This may be the only time I’ve laughed at a sexual battery 🤣