r/interestingasfuck • u/SnackSamurai • 2d ago

Women stand still to escape from a bear

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u/TooGayToPayCash 2d ago

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u/Radiomaster138 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/HB4aJElNd7JMas9WSU
Dolphin sex alway hits differently.

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u/JJred96 2d ago

That's what I try to tell my wife but she still won't let me get the surgery

https://giphy.com/gifs/S0MKrNgMgMeEo

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u/memento22mori 2d ago

[Out of context Hank Hill]

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u/The-Board-Chairman 1d ago

Only with female dolphins though. Dolphin penises are prehensile and both very long and very strong and thus liable to cause severe internal injuries.