r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Apr 24 '26

Meme needing explanation Lois?

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u/BeatnikBun Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26

I'm gonna guess that she's happily startled because, for example, mine hit his weed pen outside every 15 minutes and fell asleep on the couch and never once came near me. I think that my experience (or smth similar) is pretty common.

Edit: Hi, I'm an actually human person and was the first to comment on this. I'm not trying to start a damn war of the roses, and apparently this is NOT the correct answer (see the next comment below mine). Just popped in with my stupid, obviously incorrect thought about what this could mean. So chill with calling me a stupid whore.

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u/fivebynine5x9 Apr 24 '26

Mine left the hospital to grab a couple tallboys (large cans of beer) at the gas station across the street so he could get a buzz on while I was laboring.

ETA it felt great to leave him.

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u/NukaColaCorporation Apr 24 '26

Why did you get pregnant by him in the first place?

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u/fivebynine5x9 Apr 24 '26

Because he fucked with my birth control at an extremely low point of my life and mental health. It wasn't by choice.

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u/Past_Sky_4997 Apr 24 '26

Well, here's a stranger hoping that things are better for you, and your kid, now.

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u/fivebynine5x9 Apr 24 '26

Thank you! Yes things are a hundred percent better now.

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u/WolframAmarettoMocap Apr 24 '26

I have an issue with paying any mind to other people thus oftentimes I doubt whether I'm really a good guy, whether I actually take others into account when making decisions.

Then I read shit like this and am actually horrified what people are capable of. Like, I will forget about partner's existence or won't think to tell about plans, but this? How self-centered does one need to be to pull this off and not be tormented by conscience till the end of days?!

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u/NukaColaCorporation Apr 25 '26

He fucked with your birth control and mental health. Thats you grasping at straws to avoid accountability. You thought he was hot and that’s why you let him fuck raw. It’s a story as old as time.

It’s so tasteless to hear/see women talking poorly about the fathers of their children, as if they didn’t decide to sleep with them. If makes y’all look stupid when you do that.