r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Apr 24 '26

Meme needing explanation Lois?

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u/fivebynine5x9 Apr 24 '26

Mine left the hospital to grab a couple tallboys (large cans of beer) at the gas station across the street so he could get a buzz on while I was laboring.

ETA it felt great to leave him.

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u/NukaColaCorporation Apr 24 '26

Why did you get pregnant by him in the first place?

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u/fivebynine5x9 Apr 24 '26

Because he fucked with my birth control at an extremely low point of my life and mental health. It wasn't by choice.

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u/Past_Sky_4997 Apr 24 '26

Well, here's a stranger hoping that things are better for you, and your kid, now.

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u/fivebynine5x9 Apr 24 '26

Thank you! Yes things are a hundred percent better now.