r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Apr 24 '26

Meme needing explanation Lois?

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u/fivebynine5x9 Apr 24 '26

Mine left the hospital to grab a couple tallboys (large cans of beer) at the gas station across the street so he could get a buzz on while I was laboring.

ETA it felt great to leave him.

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u/NukaColaCorporation Apr 24 '26

Why did you get pregnant by him in the first place?

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u/fivebynine5x9 Apr 24 '26

Because he fucked with my birth control at an extremely low point of my life and mental health. It wasn't by choice.

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u/WolframAmarettoMocap Apr 24 '26

I have an issue with paying any mind to other people thus oftentimes I doubt whether I'm really a good guy, whether I actually take others into account when making decisions.

Then I read shit like this and am actually horrified what people are capable of. Like, I will forget about partner's existence or won't think to tell about plans, but this? How self-centered does one need to be to pull this off and not be tormented by conscience till the end of days?!