r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Apr 24 '26

Meme needing explanation Lois?

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u/Zealousideal_Ad9671 Apr 24 '26

big facts. i was there for every second doing all i could do to support. held hands until she crushed mine. water and cold compresses. helped her into new birthing positions. mirrored breathing. took photos whenever appropriate… and THEEN i hit the weed pen. after the dude showed up

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u/Frequent_Cup_3149 Apr 24 '26

Nah I’m not even that good of a dad but getting high on the day your child is born is crazy work you need to call a number or something

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u/BlackBasementCats Apr 24 '26

Especially when mom is the one with part of her insides ripped out and tears on her taint who can’t use cannabis without risking custody of her baby and other kids if she has any.

Hospital staff are designated reporters and would have to contact the hospital social workers if they smelled marijuana or saw the father vaping and looking high.

Even if the hospital was fine with the dad using marijuana it’s a really self centered thing to do when the mother of your baby who is in severe pain can’t have any and has to watch your high ass. You wouldn’t even be able to do your job of helping her to the bathroom and helping out with the baby.