I'm gonna guess that she's happily startled because, for example, mine hit his weed pen outside every 15 minutes and fell asleep on the couch and never once came near me. I think that my experience (or smth similar) is pretty common.
Edit: Hi, I'm an actually human person and was the first to comment on this. I'm not trying to start a damn war of the roses, and apparently this is NOT the correct answer (see the next comment below mine). Just popped in with my stupid, obviously incorrect thought about what this could mean. So chill with calling me a stupid whore.
Mine left the hospital to grab a couple tallboys (large cans of beer) at the gas station across the street so he could get a buzz on while I was laboring.
For our second child, I admit thatI I left the hospital… to rush to the biotech company to get the placental stem cell freezing kit that hadn’t arrived by mail (baby was two weeks early). Having the kit was of high importance to my wife because she is a cancer survivor and having the baby was a bit of a risk for recurrence, so preserving stem cells was a hedge for future treatment.
Glad to note that I made it back with ten minutes to spare (Second child went WAY faster than the first). Wife is 25 years cancer-free, and kid #2 graduates college in three weeks.
13.1k
u/BeatnikBun Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26
I'm gonna guess that she's happily startled because, for example, mine hit his weed pen outside every 15 minutes and fell asleep on the couch and never once came near me. I think that my experience (or smth similar) is pretty common.
Edit: Hi, I'm an actually human person and was the first to comment on this. I'm not trying to start a damn war of the roses, and apparently this is NOT the correct answer (see the next comment below mine). Just popped in with my stupid, obviously incorrect thought about what this could mean. So chill with calling me a stupid whore.