r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Apr 24 '26

Meme needing explanation Lois?

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u/SenatorCrabHat Apr 24 '26

As a dad myself, dudes who willingly deny themselves being in the presence of the miracle of childbirth let alone being there for the entirety of what comes after baffles me.

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u/Careless-Vehicle-286 Apr 24 '26

For both kids they wanted me to cut the umbilical cord and I was like, nah. Otherwise I was always there and doing everything I could for my wife.

I honestly can't think of any guy in my group who wouldn't be there, although it is likely because of their character that I allow them around me in the first place.

What? Assholes in real life are also assholes in the delivery room! I'm shocked!