r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/WithSkelly • Apr 24 '26

Meme needing explanation Lois?

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u/foundcashdoubt Apr 24 '26

do you think there is any credibility to choosing people subconsciously based on who your first was?

Trying to see if I moved on already u/Thatoneguy_The_First?

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u/Thatoneguy_The_First Apr 24 '26

Wtf? Lol. Err I mean new account who dis?

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u/foundcashdoubt Apr 24 '26

T'was a joke about your username lol. The first

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u/Thatoneguy_The_First Apr 24 '26

Ah haha i never would have thought about it that way. But Now that I know:

"Stares into the aether"(narrate with darth mauls voice) And what do I do with this knowledge now that i aware? "Starts pacing around the room" Do I use it as a horrible pick up line to whoo in a potential mate? No? No!! That would just get me banned. Perhaps I should use at a party to break the ice as im the thatonguythefirst and thus im am everybody's first, aagggh NOOO!!! That would leave me open to ridicule. No perhaps it's best i bury this knowledge to prevent potential catastrophe upon my... "drawls" reputation. Hmmm yes that seems best, if my friend(or kenobi) was to ever find out I would never live it down. And to make sure that it never sees the light of day. "Looks at the screen" I must silence this foundcashdoubt one way or another. "Grab horrible cloak and fedora like a redditor and leaves"

sorry, I let the intrusive thought win again