r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/WithSkelly • Apr 24 '26

Meme needing explanation Lois?

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u/Dockers4flag2035orB4 Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26

Same here, for 29 hours.

My knees were in agony, because I would get up and hug my wife for every contraction.

I’m sure it wasn’t fun for my wife either. 😂

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u/LesserKnownFoes Apr 24 '26

Okay. My wife’s labor did not last that long, but bless you for it. I would like to think that I would be there for all hours. This was our last child as ✂️🥜, if you know what I mean.

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u/underground_avenue Apr 24 '26

They usually don't cut the nuts only pipes to "the cylinder". Unless of course, you want to get extra soft skin and a lot less body hair. Whatever makes you happy.

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u/datastlessgentleman2 Apr 24 '26

So the cylinder remains unharmed?!?!?

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u/underground_avenue Apr 24 '26

It is imperative that the cylinder remains unharmed.