I have this memory of my wife in labor standing and rocking leaning over the hospital bed. I was on the other side holding her hands.
The nurse came to advise me that I could give her a massage. My response was that I know she gets violent when she is in pain and I'm staying at arms fully extended distance like I was. Nurse scoffed and tried to give her a massage. Welp, she wound up like a horse and kicked the nurse accross the room. "Your doing the right thing Dad, <grumble grumble> fuck"
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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '26
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