r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Apr 24 '26

Meme needing explanation Lois?

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u/BeatnikBun Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26

I'm gonna guess that she's happily startled because, for example, mine hit his weed pen outside every 15 minutes and fell asleep on the couch and never once came near me. I think that my experience (or smth similar) is pretty common.

Edit: Hi, I'm an actually human person and was the first to comment on this. I'm not trying to start a damn war of the roses, and apparently this is NOT the correct answer (see the next comment below mine). Just popped in with my stupid, obviously incorrect thought about what this could mean. So chill with calling me a stupid whore.

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u/stringrbelloftheball Apr 24 '26

Unfortunately seems to be the case. When both my sons were born i was there every second i could (c section so had to be oht for the cutting part) staying overnight and changing diaps etc. the nurses were very complimentary and i thought i was doing the bare minimum. Hit me with a wave of sadness:loneliness.

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u/Efficient-Parking627 Apr 24 '26

They let me in for the cutting but had a sheet up at her waist and I sat by her head. I could see it in a reflection though...

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u/stringrbelloftheball Apr 24 '26

Eventually i was let in a similar fashion but it wasn’t just a sheet it was a full on tent so i couldnt even see past it. Heard noises then out came a doctor holding my son

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u/Efficient-Parking627 Apr 25 '26

Was there a lot of what seemed like violent tugging lol, wife's body was shaking around a lot.

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u/stringrbelloftheball Apr 25 '26

First kid only a little, second kid yes lots and lots of pulling twisting etc. a whole thing haa

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u/Efficient-Parking627 Apr 25 '26

Same, I didn't notice it really on the first two really but the third was wild lmao

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u/stringrbelloftheball Apr 25 '26

Second kid was a little bigger than the first. Maybe he was in there a little more snug