Lois?

[u/WithSkelly]

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[u/BeatnikBun]

I'm gonna guess that she's happily startled because, for example, mine hit his weed pen outside every 15 minutes and fell asleep on the couch and never once came near me. I think that my experience (or smth similar) is pretty common.

Edit: Hi, I'm an actually human person and was the first to comment on this. I'm not trying to start a damn war of the roses, and apparently this is NOT the correct answer (see the next comment below mine). Just popped in with my stupid, obviously incorrect thought about what this could mean. So chill with calling me a stupid whore.

[u/NerdNuncle → u/BeatnikBun]

Know of at least four husbands/boyfriends to either:

1.) Tell the expectant mother to “hurry up”

2.) Complain he’s the one suffering because he’s been sitting in a chair for hours

3.) Blame the doctor/mother because baby wasn’t sex he had wanted

4.) Get mad they couldn’t smoke a celebratory cigar whilst holding the newborn and/or in the hospital <—- Boomer thing, apparently

So yeah, I do not envy anyone in the OB/GYN field

SOURCE: Worked at a hospital for a few months in what was essentially sanitation. Someone leaked it or spilled it, we cleaned it.

Believe and trust I heard plenty but thankfully never saw anything

[u/ratbum → u/NerdNuncle]

Wow. I bet they complain when people say "men are trash" too

[u/QuinnsConundrum → u/ratbum]

As a man reading this god awful thread, please say that as much as you want. What the hell.

[u/Rez_Incognito → u/QuinnsConundrum]

I truly get the sentiment that heterosexual women are proof that sexual orientation must be innate.

[u/BeguiledBeaver → u/QuinnsConundrum]

If you were in a thread full of people complaining about different races, would you feel it's justified to think that way?

[u/QuinnsConundrum → u/BeguiledBeaver]

Wow, check mate! You really got me there.

[u/natep1098 → u/QuinnsConundrum]

It gets worse!