r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Apr 24 '26

Meme needing explanation Lois?

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u/Dockers4flag2035orB4 Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26

Same here, for 29 hours.

My knees were in agony, because I would get up and hug my wife for every contraction.

I’m sure it wasn’t fun for my wife either. 😂

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u/malrexmontresor Apr 24 '26

Same, 29 hours, and I have the photo of us holding our first-born, drenched in sweat but relieved, a bruise on my forehead (from when my wife tried to knock herself unconscious) and blood on my shirt (from where she bit through the skin after asking for a hug).

It's funny looking back, after 3 kids, but I honestly thought she was going to die that first time. Fortunately, the next two were easier.

But I never thought for a minute about leaving her side. The nurses found it funny though, especially when she cursed out the doctor like a drunken sailor when he told her that he couldn't give her an epidural at the time.

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u/Brin-Diesel Apr 24 '26

I really wanna see that picture if that's something your comfortable with.

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u/malrexmontresor Apr 24 '26

Hah, I understand the sentiment but I have a rule not to share photos of the wife or kids online (aside from the Grandma Tax I pay to my mother). It's my personal fond memory that I keep in the scrapbook my wife makes for all our kids.

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u/Brin-Diesel Apr 24 '26

Fair enough.