I'm gonna guess that she's happily startled because, for example, mine hit his weed pen outside every 15 minutes and fell asleep on the couch and never once came near me. I think that my experience (or smth similar) is pretty common.
Edit: Hi, I'm an actually human person and was the first to comment on this. I'm not trying to start a damn war of the roses, and apparently this is NOT the correct answer (see the next comment below mine). Just popped in with my stupid, obviously incorrect thought about what this could mean. So chill with calling me a stupid whore.
Am I weird? I was with my wife the whole time thru both pregnancies and even stayed in hospital with her and bubs both times. I was in the way of the midwives and nurses most of the time but if my wife needed a drink, backrub or hand to squeeze... i was there.
No, you're not. I spent every single second I could in the hospital after my two were born to give my wife support and to spend as much of those first few hours and days with them as its so special, thankfully nearly every bloke I know was the same. Its a stark contrast to my dads generation, who sat in a waiting room magically waiting for it all to happen, spent an hour with the baby and then fucked off to the pub to celebrate while the mammys were left with the newborn.
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u/BeatnikBun Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26
I'm gonna guess that she's happily startled because, for example, mine hit his weed pen outside every 15 minutes and fell asleep on the couch and never once came near me. I think that my experience (or smth similar) is pretty common.
Edit: Hi, I'm an actually human person and was the first to comment on this. I'm not trying to start a damn war of the roses, and apparently this is NOT the correct answer (see the next comment below mine). Just popped in with my stupid, obviously incorrect thought about what this could mean. So chill with calling me a stupid whore.