r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Apr 24 '26

Meme needing explanation Lois?

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u/LesserKnownFoes Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26

All I know is that after the most mediocre weinering, I’m sure, my wife told me she was preggo, and HOLY GODDAMN SHIT LETS DO THIS.

Edit: I work evenings. I get a lunch break during which I can go home and I come home to put that baby to sleep. It’s the best part of my work shift. I don’t eat. I just cuddle with that baby and help my wife.

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u/codylish Apr 24 '26

Mediocre weinering. Lol

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u/LesserKnownFoes Apr 24 '26

Look, I know what I bring to the table. I try hard.

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u/Upset_Seahorse Apr 24 '26

Lets call it what it is then. Enthusiastic mediocre weinering

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u/noxarn11 Apr 24 '26

I give her everything i got, she says im perfect!!

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u/fecalbeetle Apr 24 '26

I too love when my wife lies to me!

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u/Dirk_Speedwell Apr 24 '26

Consider it the "C's get degrees" of the parental world.