r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/WithSkelly • Apr 24 '26

Meme needing explanation Lois?

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u/BeatnikBun Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26

I'm gonna guess that she's happily startled because, for example, mine hit his weed pen outside every 15 minutes and fell asleep on the couch and never once came near me. I think that my experience (or smth similar) is pretty common.

Edit: Hi, I'm an actually human person and was the first to comment on this. I'm not trying to start a damn war of the roses, and apparently this is NOT the correct answer (see the next comment below mine). Just popped in with my stupid, obviously incorrect thought about what this could mean. So chill with calling me a stupid whore.

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u/LesserKnownFoes Apr 24 '26

Wait. This is common? I was there for every second of my child’s birth.

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u/TisIChenoir Apr 24 '26

I wish I could have. They had to do an emergency c-section and as it wasn't prepared I could not accompany her... still regret it to this day.

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u/No-County-620 Apr 24 '26

They let me hold my wife's hand during her emergency c- section. They said they'd wait until I got situated. They did not, I saw my wife's insides.

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u/TisIChenoir Apr 24 '26

It was basically a question of seconds to sace my kid so they did not have time to wait for me to don a scrub and all.

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u/No-County-620 Apr 24 '26

Ahh, it wasn't that dire for us. Hope your wife and kid are all good now!

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u/TisIChenoir Apr 24 '26

Yup. He's a handsome little devil, and my wife is okay, even if she still regrets not being able to deliver him the natural way. Thanks!

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u/lawd_have_mercyy Apr 24 '26

Did they give her pain relief for this????

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u/thecashblaster Apr 24 '26

Are you sure it wasn't an unplanned c-section? an emergency c-section is when the baby or the mother are in big trouble and need to be out in like 5 minutes and they just rush her to the OR.

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u/No-County-620 Apr 24 '26

Both their heart rates were over 215, I'm not sure though. 

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u/Jenjen4040 Apr 24 '26

My husband is a very tall man. He was sitting down and holding my hand as they rummaged around in me. He saw EVERYTHING.