r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/WithSkelly • Apr 24 '26

Meme needing explanation Lois?

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u/BeatnikBun Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26

I'm gonna guess that she's happily startled because, for example, mine hit his weed pen outside every 15 minutes and fell asleep on the couch and never once came near me. I think that my experience (or smth similar) is pretty common.

Edit: Hi, I'm an actually human person and was the first to comment on this. I'm not trying to start a damn war of the roses, and apparently this is NOT the correct answer (see the next comment below mine). Just popped in with my stupid, obviously incorrect thought about what this could mean. So chill with calling me a stupid whore.

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u/LesserKnownFoes Apr 24 '26

Wait. This is common? I was there for every second of my child’s birth.

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u/Spirited-Degree Apr 24 '26

That's what I'm saying! I didn't miss a second. Plus, your wife is going through something physically traumatic. You should be there for her to curse at you for what you've done to her...

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u/LesserKnownFoes Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26

All I know is that after the most mediocre weinering, I’m sure, my wife told me she was preggo, and HOLY GODDAMN SHIT LETS DO THIS.

Edit: I work evenings. I get a lunch break during which I can go home and I come home to put that baby to sleep. It’s the best part of my work shift. I don’t eat. I just cuddle with that baby and help my wife.

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u/codylish Apr 24 '26

Mediocre weinering. Lol

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u/LesserKnownFoes Apr 24 '26

Look, I know what I bring to the table. I try hard.

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u/Upset_Seahorse Apr 24 '26

Lets call it what it is then. Enthusiastic mediocre weinering

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u/noxarn11 Apr 24 '26

I give her everything i got, she says im perfect!!

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u/fecalbeetle Apr 24 '26

I too love when my wife lies to me!

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u/Dirk_Speedwell Apr 24 '26

Consider it the "C's get degrees" of the parental world.

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u/Th3-Dude-Abides Apr 24 '26

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u/BrainRhythm Apr 27 '26

Hi Dude. Do I want to know what this gif is from?

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u/Faust_the_Faustinian Apr 28 '26

The dude in the gif is holding (and eating) a sausage after he castrated his prisoner in a prior scene.

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u/Pixelbuttzz Apr 24 '26

Effort makes up for a lot!

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u/LesserKnownFoes Apr 24 '26

I will tell my wife that.

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u/VexKeizer Apr 24 '26

Not as hard as that weiner, I guess.

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u/obsterwankenobster Apr 24 '26

I know what I bring to the table

Remind me to never eat at your house

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u/OiYouFrickinFricks Apr 24 '26

But hey, it was good enough my guy.