r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Apr 24 '26

Meme needing explanation Lois?

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u/BeatnikBun Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26

I'm gonna guess that she's happily startled because, for example, mine hit his weed pen outside every 15 minutes and fell asleep on the couch and never once came near me. I think that my experience (or smth similar) is pretty common.

Edit: Hi, I'm an actually human person and was the first to comment on this. I'm not trying to start a damn war of the roses, and apparently this is NOT the correct answer (see the next comment below mine). Just popped in with my stupid, obviously incorrect thought about what this could mean. So chill with calling me a stupid whore.

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u/LesserKnownFoes Apr 24 '26

Wait. This is common? I was there for every second of my child’s birth.

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u/KrazeeStampede Apr 24 '26

Have you seen all the TikTok of guys bringing their gaming consoles to the birthing rooms? God forbid they try and be attentive to these women bearing their children. You can just see the divorce brewing .

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u/statisticaIAnomaly Apr 24 '26

Me and my husband brought a gaming console and played together during the first part of labor. 😄 it was an induction so we were prepared for it to take a long time. It was so nice to have something relaxing to do and just chill.

But the second my contractions started to become intense we stopped playing and his focus was 100 percent on me.

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u/MamaMoosicorn Apr 24 '26

We binged Star Trek TNG on a portable dvd player. Once I couldn’t focus anymore, he put it away and focused on me.

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u/tardisintheparty Apr 24 '26

Yeah I feel like my partner would totally want her switch at least early on. She uses animal crossing to distract her when she's sick anyway so I figure the same principle might apply.

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u/Affectionate_Data936 Apr 24 '26

My husband and I brought my iPad, we watched a movie and took a nap because I had been contracting for 13 hours at that point and we didn't sleep all night. This of course was after I got the epidural.

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u/spoodermanIV Apr 25 '26

That's what I thought they were all doing lol. Like, I'm gonna be there to support my wife or whatever but do you want me to just stare at a wall for 36 hours or whatever? I can keep myself occupied

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u/KrazeeStampede Apr 24 '26

That's nice. Not what I was talking about, cuz you have a partner who cares. Lol

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u/BruceBoyde Apr 26 '26

We did the same. We were basically just sitting there for the first ~10 hours. We played shit on the laptop we brought and watched stuff on streaming. The serious part of the labor was like an hour and I tried to be as useful as I could be. So basically worthless, but offering morale support.

Incidentally, I will always remember that our son was born while the Beat Bobby Flay thanksgiving episode was on.