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r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/WithSkelly • Apr 24 '26
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59 u/Professional_Bad7520 Apr 24 '26 Lots of hospitals don't allow anyone except the mother to be in the operation theatre 78 u/coffeedangerlevel Apr 24 '26 They normally allow the surgeon, anaesthetist, midwife, scrub staff, anaesthetic assistant and baby in there too Although every hospital I’ve worked in routinely allows a birth partner in there unless it’s a GA section or a big emergency 39 u/nipplequeefs Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26 Well, I was hoping they’d allow the baby to be there in all cases of delivery 🤣 10 u/engmadison Apr 24 '26 Baby comes out: who tf are you?! Get them out of here! 9 u/Coal-and-Ivory Apr 24 '26 Technically, the goal is to get the baby out of there. 5 u/happy_grump Apr 24 '26 Imagine the baby comes out and they immediately arrest it for trespassing 3 u/alienplantlife1 Apr 24 '26 Not staying long though. 5 u/AgentBroccoli Apr 24 '26 Don't forget about the really expensive machine that goes "boing" and the entire hospital administration.
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Lots of hospitals don't allow anyone except the mother to be in the operation theatre
78 u/coffeedangerlevel Apr 24 '26 They normally allow the surgeon, anaesthetist, midwife, scrub staff, anaesthetic assistant and baby in there too Although every hospital I’ve worked in routinely allows a birth partner in there unless it’s a GA section or a big emergency 39 u/nipplequeefs Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26 Well, I was hoping they’d allow the baby to be there in all cases of delivery 🤣 10 u/engmadison Apr 24 '26 Baby comes out: who tf are you?! Get them out of here! 9 u/Coal-and-Ivory Apr 24 '26 Technically, the goal is to get the baby out of there. 5 u/happy_grump Apr 24 '26 Imagine the baby comes out and they immediately arrest it for trespassing 3 u/alienplantlife1 Apr 24 '26 Not staying long though. 5 u/AgentBroccoli Apr 24 '26 Don't forget about the really expensive machine that goes "boing" and the entire hospital administration.
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They normally allow the surgeon, anaesthetist, midwife, scrub staff, anaesthetic assistant and baby in there too
Although every hospital I’ve worked in routinely allows a birth partner in there unless it’s a GA section or a big emergency
39 u/nipplequeefs Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26 Well, I was hoping they’d allow the baby to be there in all cases of delivery 🤣 10 u/engmadison Apr 24 '26 Baby comes out: who tf are you?! Get them out of here! 9 u/Coal-and-Ivory Apr 24 '26 Technically, the goal is to get the baby out of there. 5 u/happy_grump Apr 24 '26 Imagine the baby comes out and they immediately arrest it for trespassing 3 u/alienplantlife1 Apr 24 '26 Not staying long though. 5 u/AgentBroccoli Apr 24 '26 Don't forget about the really expensive machine that goes "boing" and the entire hospital administration.
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Well, I was hoping they’d allow the baby to be there in all cases of delivery 🤣
10 u/engmadison Apr 24 '26 Baby comes out: who tf are you?! Get them out of here! 9 u/Coal-and-Ivory Apr 24 '26 Technically, the goal is to get the baby out of there. 5 u/happy_grump Apr 24 '26 Imagine the baby comes out and they immediately arrest it for trespassing 3 u/alienplantlife1 Apr 24 '26 Not staying long though.
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Baby comes out: who tf are you?! Get them out of here!
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Technically, the goal is to get the baby out of there.
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Imagine the baby comes out and they immediately arrest it for trespassing
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Not staying long though.
Don't forget about the really expensive machine that goes "boing" and the entire hospital administration.
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