r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/WithSkelly • Apr 24 '26

Meme needing explanation Lois?

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u/BeatnikBun Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26

I'm gonna guess that she's happily startled because, for example, mine hit his weed pen outside every 15 minutes and fell asleep on the couch and never once came near me. I think that my experience (or smth similar) is pretty common.

Edit: Hi, I'm an actually human person and was the first to comment on this. I'm not trying to start a damn war of the roses, and apparently this is NOT the correct answer (see the next comment below mine). Just popped in with my stupid, obviously incorrect thought about what this could mean. So chill with calling me a stupid whore.

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u/LesserKnownFoes Apr 24 '26

Wait. This is common? I was there for every second of my child’s birth.

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u/Dockers4flag2035orB4 Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26

Same here, for 29 hours.

My knees were in agony, because I would get up and hug my wife for every contraction.

I’m sure it wasn’t fun for my wife either. 😂

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u/theREALvolno Apr 24 '26

I should ask what my dad did during my birth because my mother was in labor for, I shit you not, a week. Said week also included her birthday.

To this day I don’t understand why they didn’t just give her a c-section.

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u/Hairy_Air Apr 25 '26

Mine was praying outside all night long. She had to have a surgery cause I was a fat fucking baby pointing the wrong way or something and only medical staff was allowed inside the operating room.